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April 9th, 2006


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jezdenly
01:00 am
I made a manip to amuse myself, and by demand I am posting it. Hopefully it amuses you too.

Whore Simon

Simon. As a space hooker.







What's not to love, really?
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From:colorstoobright
Date:April 9th, 2006 06:19 am (UTC)
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HAHAHAH! I actually thought it was Mal as a space h00ker, not Simon.

Aw, JAYNE!
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From:haruhiko
Date:April 9th, 2006 07:41 am (UTC)
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Mal would indeed make a better spooker than Simon. XD XD XD Simon would just be way too awkward and shy and sweet, while Mal would know HOW TO WORK IT. XD
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From:masanori
Date:April 9th, 2006 06:23 am (UTC)
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I'm scared. :o
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From:burndtlembas
Date:April 9th, 2006 06:36 am (UTC)
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oh... wow... I, uh... *points to door* yeah...
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From:jazzfic
Date:April 9th, 2006 07:35 am (UTC)
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That's, erm. Frightening.

And yet, strangely compelling...
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From:haruhiko
Date:April 9th, 2006 07:40 am (UTC)
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That second picture of Jayne is fantastic. XD He's like, "OMGSEXPLZ? :B" XD XD XD
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From:hevymetlmachine
Date:April 9th, 2006 10:18 am (UTC)
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i..am mildly disturbed.
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From:bbw_seska
Date:April 9th, 2006 11:01 am (UTC)
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I'll be in my bunk :')
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From:firebirdgrrl
Date:April 9th, 2006 01:47 pm (UTC)
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Oooh, they got transgender doctor whores--now that's thoughtful!:)
From:redqueenxiii
Date:April 12th, 2006 06:46 am (UTC)
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Wonder if they service girl-folk at all? XD
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From:kballgetlost
Date:April 9th, 2006 02:26 pm (UTC)
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LMAO!!!!
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From:pnr
Date:April 9th, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
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*laughs so much*

ah, Jayne + space hookers ♥

haha, look at Book's expression in the last pic XD
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From:b00snuffles13
Date:April 9th, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
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i didn't read the first line with the "manip" in it and i was wondering when that happened, because i certainly would have remembered simon as a space hooker...............
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From:executrix
Date:April 10th, 2006 01:21 am (UTC)
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It's in the R4 extras on the Serenity DVD.
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From:b00snuffles13
Date:April 10th, 2006 04:01 am (UTC)
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wait................where? i just watched them today and i don't recall that..........
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From:executrix
Date:April 10th, 2006 04:03 am (UTC)
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Made ya look...no, of course not. Joke!
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From:b00snuffles13
Date:April 10th, 2006 04:06 am (UTC)
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gah!!!

(i totally watched the whole series in less than 3 days. go me!!)
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From:ana_grrl
Date:April 16th, 2006 03:51 am (UTC)
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Ah, spacehooker!Simon, you are the thing that fanfiction was made for.

I love that second pic of Jayne. The look on his face is priceless!
From:jezdenly
Date:April 16th, 2006 04:19 am (UTC)
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Hopefully spacehooker!Simon is was your next fanfic is made of. ;)
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From:ana_grrl
Date:April 16th, 2006 01:08 pm (UTC)
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:D I'm sure there are tons of spacehooker!Simon stories out there. I mean, there have to be, right??
From:jezdenly
Date:April 16th, 2006 01:55 pm (UTC)
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I know of a few, but I also know you can never have enough.
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From:ana_grrl
Date:April 16th, 2006 02:33 pm (UTC)
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*g*

*

It was time the truth was revealed. Sometimes living a lie was just too much for a man to bear.

"You're a what?" Mal yelled, when Simon made his announcement.

Jayne just looked fascinated, and Kaylee. Well, she was already digging into various pockets for money.

"A spacehooker," Simon replied calmly.

"Space. Hooker."

"Yes. And in fact, the real reason I'm on the run isn't about River at all. I just made that up." He paused, and not just for dramatic effect. It was also to look at the rather large pile of money Kaylee had started to place on the table.

"So? What're ya running from?" Jayne eyed the money, then shrugged and added several bills to the pile. "Wanna share?" He asked Kaylee.

She grinned.

"My spacepimp." Simon shuddered. "He was so tacky! But he was always having me followed! So I decided to just leave. Too bad the man was so possessive."

Mal frowned. "Space. Pimp."

Nodding vigorously, Simon turned to Jayne and Kaylee. "That will get you a lot of my time," he said, pointing at the money pile.

"Shiny!" Kaylee said. "Bunk?"

"Of course." Simon looked at Jayne. "Are you coming?"

"Hell yeah," Jayne said, shoving away from the table.

The three of them walked out of the kitchen (but not before Simon had scooped up the money and put it in his pocket).

"Space pimp?" Mal was left saying.

River frowned. "No sense of style at all."

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From:jezdenly
Date:April 20th, 2006 12:24 am (UTC)
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Bwahahah, I loved this! Thank you so much. What a fantastic Easter present for me when I got this. :D
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From:ana_grrl
Date:April 20th, 2006 02:25 am (UTC)
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Hee! I'm glad you liked it. Oh, that horrible tacky spacepimp. He just wasn't good enough for poor Simon (spacehookers have standards).
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From:lyrstzha
Date:May 14th, 2007 09:18 pm (UTC)
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I love your cracked brain. Spacepimp! And of course Jayne and Kaylee immediately begin pooling their cash; those two are on top of the practical things.
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From:ana_grrl
Date:May 14th, 2007 09:59 pm (UTC)
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those two are on top of the practical things.

They totally are! And I think it's touching that they're willing to share ;)

Thank you!
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From:gilkurtis
Date:April 17th, 2006 04:13 am (UTC)
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Yeah, you posted it! I like to think that the second picture of Jayne is his expression after seeing Simon all done up.
OMGWTF!?SPACEWHR?!OK!SEXNOW.
From:jezdenly
Date:April 17th, 2006 08:29 pm (UTC)
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Jayn's expression after seeing Simon all done up.
OMGWTF!?SPACEWHR?!OK!SEXNOW.


BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH! That made Coke go up my nose...the liquid kind.

Oh, and that's a very hot icon!

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